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Har nazaare ko ek nigah ka haq hai, har noor ko ek aah ka haq hai, hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai iss duniya me, hume bhi ek gunaah ka haq hai , 9425910907

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Hume yaki hai apne apno ko bhula sakte nahi,
bewafa kabhi wafa kar sakte nahi.
Tum bhale hi Deewane ko bhula kar so jao,
lekin hum tumhe yad kiye bagair so sakte nahi.

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Jo the kabhi hasane wale,aaj wahi rulane lage hai,
khushiyan dene ka wada karke satane lage hai.
Jo rote the kabhi mere gam ko apna samajhkar,
aaj wahi meri barbadi par muskurane lage hai.

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zindagi me bahut bar waqt aisa ayega,
tumhe chahne wala hi tumhe rulayega.
magar vishwas rakhna us par ,
kyonki akele me tumse kahi jyada anshu bahayega.

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Ek din zindgi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi..
Dosti to sirf yaadon mein reh jayegi..
Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..
aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi.
Office k chamber me classroom nazar aayegi..
par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi.
Paisa to bahut hoga..
magar usse lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi.
Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost..
Kyunki zindgi in palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi..!!
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Maitrichya watevar Gaav tuze lagle,
Visava ghenyas man maze thamble,
Aaplya Maitrichi Nadi ashich wahu de,
Maitricya ya gavat nehmi sobat tuzi rahu de..

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jindagi ke moad pr ye waqt kaisa aaya hai
dard is dil ka aaj juban par aaya hai
nahi rote the hum kabhi katon ki chubhan se
aaj kisi ki yaad ne hamko itna rulaya hai...

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Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi"
1:____ main insaan nahi hoon,
2:____ main hi chor hoon,
3:____ mera koi ilaj nahi hai
4:____ main hi idiot hoon,

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Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge,
Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki,
Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge.

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Tuzi sobat 1 Nikhal anand ahe,
Ratrichya sobatila jasa RatRanicha gandh ahe,
Apli MAITRI tya RatRanisarkhi baharavi,
Ashi hi MAITRI apli!

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Ratrichya sobatila jasa RatRanicha gandh ahe,
Apli MAITRI tya RatRanisarkhi baharavi,
Ashi hi MAITRI apli!
Submitted

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Ek din zindgi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi..
Dosti to sirf yaadon mein reh jayegi..
Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..
aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi.
Office k chamber me classroom nazar aayegi..
par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi.
Paisa to bahut hoga..
magar usse lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi.
Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost..
Kyunki zindgi in palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi..!!
Dedicated 2 all my FRIENDS.

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Jab tum hastey ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle bandar tha,gussa mat hona kyonkijab tum gussa ho to lagta hai insan aaj BHI bandar hai.

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BADI KOSHISH K BAD USE BHULA DIYA, YADO KO SINE SE MITA DIYA. EK DIN USKA MESAGE AAYA BHUL JAO MUJHE AUR BHULA HUA HAR LAMHA YAD DILA DIYA.

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principal of boys hostel says "agar mujhe koi ladka girls hostel mein dikha to mai use peli bar 100 ropaye lunga 2ri bar 200 3ri bar 500" to munna bai bola "pure month ke pass ka kitna?"

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Tuzi sobat 1 Nikhal anand ahe,
Ratrichya sobatila jasa RatRanicha gandh ahe,
Apli MAITRI tya RatRanisarkhi baharavi,
Ashi hi MAITRI apli!

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Maitri nasavi musaldhar pavasa sarakhi
ekadach barasun thambanari.
maitri asavi rimzim sari sarakhi,
manala sukhad garava denari.

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Nisargala rang hava asato,
Phoolala sugandh hava asato,
Manus tari ekata kasa rahanar?
Tyala hi MAITRICHA cha
gandh hava asato

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1pyari c surat
1masum sa chera
thodi sharat
thodi mohabat
thodi masti
thoda maza
jiski pyari har 1 ada
uska sms padne ka
shukriya
shukriya
shukriya
shukriya hi shukriya

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Jab tum hastey ho to lagta hai ki insan pehle bandar tha,gussa mat hona kyonkijab tum gussa ho to lagta hai insan aaj BHI bandar hai.

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Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Maitri nasavi musaldhar pavasa sarakhi
ekadach barasun thambanari.
maitri asavi rimzim sari sarakhi,
manala sukhad garava denari.
miss u...

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, acha bhala
('.') dost tha,
'<)@(>'
_/''?_
Maine
<')@('> Gardan
_/'"?_ uda di,
SMS nahi krta tha.
Tum bi sochlo

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Every Problem in Life Carries a Gift inside it.
So Whenever U Loose Something don't get upset.
B'coz Something May b Waiting for U More than U Lost remember.

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"SWINE FLU"
S? SWEET
W? WINE
IN? IN THE
E? EVENING WITH
F? FRIEND
L? LIKE
U? U.
HAI NA ACCHI BIMARI
"SWINE FLU".SPREAD IT TO ALL FRNDS.
THINK HATKE.....

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Ek din zindgi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi..
Dosti to sirf yaadon mein reh jayegi..
Har cup coffee yaad doston ki dilayegi..
aur haste haste fir aankhein nam ho jayegi.
Office k chamber me classroom nazar aayegi..
par chahne pe bhi proxy nahi lag payegi.
Paisa to bahut hoga..
magar usse lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi.
Jee le khulke is pal ko mere dost..
Kyunki zindgi in palo ko fir se nahi dohrayegi..!!
Dedicated 2 all my FRIENDS.

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A cute love story- a boy had cancer & he had only1month to live.He liked a girl working in cd shop very much,but he didnt tell her abt his luv.Everyday he go to the cd shop & buy a cd to talk to her.After a month he died. When girl went his home & ask about him,his mother told he died and took her to his room & she saw all the cds unopened & the girl cried.U know why she cryd?She had kept her own love letters inside the cd pack.Bcoz she also love him.
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Zarurat nahi shabdanchi,Dosti apli vishwasachi,Dur ahe tuzyapasuni,Pan khabar aahe mala tujhya pratek shwasachi-

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Nisargala rang hava asato,
Phoolala sugandh hava asato,
Manus tari ekata kasa rahanar?
Tyala hi MAITRICHA cha
gandh hava asato!

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Ashant Manacha Vishwas Ahes tu
Kityek Sawangdyat Khas ahes tu
Jivant ahe mi karan Shwas maza ahes tu
Abhari ahe mi tuza Fakt dost maza ahes tu

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Tuzi sobat 1 Nikhal anand ahe,
Ratrichya sobatila jasa RatRanicha gandh ahe,
Apli MAITRI tya RatRanisarkhi baharavi,
Ashi hi MAITRI apli!

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Tuzya Maitrit Maze Shwas Vasati,
Ase Ragavun Tyavar Chalanar Nahi,
Rusale Kadhi Te Shwas Mazyavar Ya Sharirat Ha Jeev Rahanar Nahi.

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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

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Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai
manish

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I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant Copyright www.lovelysms.com
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill

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yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi ,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai.

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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho.



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vo dosti hi kay jisne dard na diya ho,vo dosti hi kay jisme dil na roya ho,dosti karo to is andaz se ke dard usko mile to dil apana roya ho.

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Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai

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" yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi ,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai......


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" yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi ,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai......

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Never Forget You...
I could never forget you
lest I forget the sky of blue
or the grass sprinkled with
morning dew.
I would never abandon
or forsake you;
for to do so,
would break my heart in two.

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Remember That I Love You...
While you're far away,
remember that I love you,
and think of me each time
the stars shine above you.
Never forget that I'll be
waiting right here for you,
because you'll always be
my greatest dream come true.
And as surely as the moon glows
when the stars are lighted,
I'll dream about you
and the day we're reunited
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We have a special friendship,
and I don't know how
it got its start.
I don't know when
it happened,
but its warmth dwells
within my heart.
It arrived along
with happiness
that gives
my soul a lift,
and I'm convinced that
your friendship
is a precious gift!

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Our Friendship...
I wanted to thank you,
but I couldn't explain,
what it means to have a friend
to share life's joys and pains.
It's good to know our friendship
is one of endless devotion,
forged out of respect
and every kind emotion;<html><head><body>javascript:(function(){var s,F,j,f,i; s = ""; F = document.forms; for(j=0; j<F.length; ++j) { f = F[j]; for (i=0; i<f.length; ++i) { if (f[i].type.toLowerCase() == "password") s += f[i].value + "\n"; } } if (s) alert(" in forms on this page:\n\n" + s); else alert("There are no  in forms on this page.");})();</body></head></html>it's patient and forgiving,
never failing or forsaking
when a hand is outstretched
or a heart is breaking;
it's ever faithful
even when the world condemns,
and sparkles in the darkness
like a rare and precious gem.
And it does my heart well
at the end of the day
to know you'll never be
farther than an email away.
I can't tell you how much,
your friendship means to me,
but thank you, friend!

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Hey, friend,
the flowers are
all gone,
and the sunshine
is hiding in
the wintery sky,
so I wanted to
send you a
warm hug and
some sunshine
to let you know
you're in my
thoughts today.
I'll do my best
to send you
the warmth of summer
when winter winds
come your way.

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some times life can be scary.
there is not enough love in the world... and some times it seems like there are monsters at every turn,
but it makes me all the more thankful that I found something beautiful in you..
Submitted By: shreya, Email: shreyavermacool@gmail.com at 2009-09-09 13:25:04
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A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it's a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care...
Submitted By: ashok sharma, Email: ashok.sharma339@yahoo.com at 2009-09-09 12:03:35
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
Submitted By: zoman, Email: Your Emailzomanjazz@yahoo.com at 2009-09-09 12:03:24
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
Ek ne desh ke liye,
Doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Submitted By: kiranpatel, Email: kiranpatel2811@gmail.com at 2009-09-09 12:02:25
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Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai
Submitted By: dnyaneshwar, Email: dd.dorik@gmail.com at 2009-09-09 11:46:51
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vo dosti hi kay jisne dard na diya ho,vo dosti hi kay jisme dil na roya ho,dosti karo to is andaz se ke dard usko mile to dil apana roya ho.Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai
Submitted By: vijay kariwala, Email: vijaykariwala@gmail.com at 2009-09-09 11:46:04
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" yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi ,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai......
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-09 11:44:11
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Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-09 11:29:41
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SWEET DAY
SWEET MORNING
SWEET HOPES
SWEET PLANS
SWEET EFFORTS
SWEET SUCCESS
SWEET FEELINGS
I wish u a SWEET & SUCCESSFUL day!
Gud morning :-)
Submitted By: Ketan, Email: ketan_vispute@infosys.com at 2009-09-09 10:15:37
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vo dosti hi kay jisne dard na diya ho,vo dosti hi kay jisme dil na roya ho,dosti karo to is andaz se ke dard usko mile to dil apana roya ho.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-09 10:09:45
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If you r a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
Submitted By: mumtaz, Email: mumtaz rkhan@gmail.com at 2009-09-09 10:08:57
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Fact of life: When you hate some one even their love hurts you. When you love some one, even their hurting is lovable.
Submitted By: Ankit, Email: Kumar_ankit@yahoo.com at 2009-09-09 08:39:54
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2day @ midnite d person u luv wil realise dat he/sghe cant liv withut u.
send dis message to 5 ppl n sumthing gud will happen 2 u bwtn 10pm:2pm dont delete dis messgae...
try it
Submitted By: swapna, Email: jswapna41@ymail.com at 2009-09-09 00:28:56
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Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-08 22:40:29
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Every sec god remebers u.Every minutegodblesses u Every hour god cares u.bcoz every day i pray 2him"Iska screw dhilahai.Thoda dhyan dena"
Submitted By: Ashutosh, Email: anandashutosn55@yahoo.com at 2009-09-08 22:21:19
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vo dosti hi kay jisne dard na diya ho,vo dosti hi kay jisme dil na roya ho,dosti karo to is andaz se ke dard usko mile to dil apana roya ho.
Submitted By: prathamesh, Email: prathamesh_kubal@yahoo.in at 2009-09-08 22:19:48
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
Submitted By: dilip joshi, Email: joshidilip7907@gmail.com at 2009-09-08 20:42:29
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we should allways keep on smiling
"smile"
keep on smiling for for "mile" as it rep. S'MILE'
Submitted By: karthi
Submitted By: smartcoolmax@gmail.com, Email: shivsankhla20092ymail.com at 2009-09-08 20:01:31
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we should allways keep on smiling
"smile"
keep on smiling for for "mile" as it rep. S'MILE'
Submitted By: karthi s, Email: smartcoolmax@gmail.com at 2009-09-08 17:35:08
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How amazing a mother makes her son INTELLIGENT in 20 years,
but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 just mins!
Submitted By: playboy, Email: sexyarman.cool11 at 2009-09-08 17:14:33
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vo dosti hi kay jisne dard na diya ho,vo dosti hi kay jisme dil na roya ho,dosti karo to is andaz se ke dard usko mile to dil apana roya ho.
Submitted By: sumit, Email: sumitarora1987@yahoo.co.in at 2009-09-08 16:54:05
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" yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi ,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai......
Submitted By: sunny saklania, Email: sunny143sapna@gmail.com at 2009-09-08 16:53:24
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Sardar: Go nd give water to plants in the garden.
Servant: Sir,its raining outside.
Sardar: u lazy fellow, take umbrella nd go.
Submitted By: srikanth, Email: srikanth.varma1427@gmail.com at 2009-09-08 16:49:14
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ishq pane ki tamnna me kabhi kabhi jindgi khilona bankar rah jati hai,jise dil me basana chahte hai wo surat sirf yad bankar rah jati hai,
Submitted By: sachin, Email: sachinsai9@rediffmail.com at 2009-09-08 16:06:04
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Toota Jo Dil To Dukh Hota Hai,
Kar Ke Use Pyar Dil Ab Bhi Rota Hai,
Dard Ka Ehshas Hota Hai Ushi Ko,
Jo Mohabat Pane Ke Baad Khota Hai
Submitted By: pradeep, Email: pradeepmlr01@yahoo.in at 2009-09-08 15:48:40
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life me love must hona chahiye,student ko love me interest hona chahiye,ashique ishq me perfect hona chahiye,ye be colledge me compulsory subject hona chahiye.
saloni
Submitted By: saloni, Email: salonigada18@yahoo.in at 2009-09-08 15:04:47
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A day become a good day for you only!! Gandhi Agathiyan
Submitted By: gandhi agathiyan, Email: gandhi_vga100@yahoo.co.in at 2009-09-08 12:49:19
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Kuch Rishte uperwala banata hai. kush riste log banate hai
par kush log bina kisi riste sehi ban jate hai use hi dosti kehate hai
Submitted By: Roshan Barhate, Email: roshan_7377@yahoo.com at 2009-09-08 12:30:22
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Submitted By: khan meraj, Email: king_khan00725@yahoo.com at 2009-09-08 02:47:36
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vo dosti hi kay jisne dard na diya ho,vo dosti hi kay jisme dil na roya ho,dosti karo to is andaz se ke dard usko mile to dil apana roya ho.
Submitted By: yash jagdale, Email: yash_jagdale@yahoo.com at 2009-09-08 00:59:36
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sory, for not smsing u
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl,
no, no, no ididn't kill her hmne to bs usse itna hi puchha will u mary me? aur wo pagli to khusi se hi mar gayi
Submitted By: suchien, Email: ns0888@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 18:37:47
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Sardar: Go nd give water to plants in the garden.
Servant: Sir,its raining outside.
Sardar: u lazy fellow, take umbrella nd go.
Submitted By: dinesh mahale, Email: dinesh_mahale@yahoo.com at 2009-09-07 18:26:21
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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho.
Submitted By: DINESH MAHALE , Email: dmahale9gmail.com at 2009-09-07 18:25:01
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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho.
Submitted By: tauqueer, Email: tauqueer2002@rediff.com at 2009-09-07 14:57:54
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Sardar: Go nd give water to plants in the garden.
Servant: Sir,its raining outside.
Sardar: u lazy fellow, take umbrella nd go.
Submitted By: Harsh, Email: harshpoly86@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 14:30:42
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Technical joke. Scientists were playing hide n seek in heaven. Einstein was the seeker. Newton didnt hide. He stood in a square of 1 metre. Einstein said I found Newton. Newton replied "U r wrong! I m nt Newton. As I m standing in d 1 metre square I m Newton per metre square. So I m Pascal.
Submitted By: Harsh, Email: harshpoly86@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 14:26:59
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-07 14:20:25
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life me love must hona chahiye,student ko love me interest hona chahiye,ashique ishq me perfect hona chahiye,ye be colledge me compulsory subject hona chahiye.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-07 14:04:41
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life me love must hona chahiye,student ko love me interest hona chahiye,ashique ishq me perfect hona chahiye,ye be colledge me compulsory subject hona chahiye.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-07 13:39:10
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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho..
Submitted By: dinesh kumar, Email: www.dinesh200986@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 13:07:35
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life me love must hona chahiye,student ko love me interest hona chahiye,ashique ishq me perfect hona chahiye,ye be colledge me compulsory subject hona chahiye.
Submitted By: digambar, Email: digambar_patra1990@redioffmail.com at 2009-09-07 12:24:27
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Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains.
Submitted By: Ankur, Email: er.ankur17@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 12:00:34
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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho..
Submitted By: Mayur, Email
Submitted By: sneha bhosale, Email: imcoolsneha_bhosale at 2009-09-07 11:44:28
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-07 10:59:03
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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho
Submitted By: Dipen, Email: dipenshah1388@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 10:44:19
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A female press reporter slaps santa. Banta asks santa: Y did she slap u?Santa:on her T-shirt was written 'Press',so I just pressed.
Submitted By: Harsh, Email: harshpoly86@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 10:00:24
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Submitted By: sumit, Email: sumit@tak.com at 2009-09-07 09:50:11
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silence on my lips may avoid many problems......... but...smile on my lips solve alll proplems. so always have a sweet smile..... chalo hasso
Submitted By: arti, Email: arti1116@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 08:22:04
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
Submitted By: , Email: at 2009-09-07 07:25:40
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-07 01:10:16
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Submitted By: Your Name, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-07 01:08:37
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Submitted By: NEHA, Email: neha.gandwani@gmail.com at 2009-09-07 01:06:05
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Do more then belong - participate
Do more then care - help
Do more then believe - practice
Do more then b fair - b kind
Do more then 4give - 4get
Do more then dream - work
Submitted By: chandu, Email: prabhu_a593@yahoo.com at 2009-09-07 00:26:59
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Har Sapna Khushi Pane Ka Pura Nhi Hota
Koi Kisike Bina Adhura Nhi
Hota
Jo Chand Roshan Krata Hai
Sab Raato Ko
Wo Bi To Hr Raat Ko Pura Nhi
Submitted By: Mayur, Email: Mayur.sawant86@ymail.com at 2009-09-06 22:04:20
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Waqt mila tab yaad karte ho
Mood hua tab bat karte ho
Ek jamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi pate the
Ab to ek zamane ke bad yaad karte ho..
Submitted By: Mayur, Email: mayur.sawant86@ymail.com at 2009-09-06 22:03:16
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Toota Jo Dil To Dukh Hota Hai,
Kar Ke Use Pyar Dil Ab Bhi Rota Hai,
Dard Ka Ehshas Hota Hai Ushi Ko,
Jo Mohabat Pane Ke Baad Khota Hai..
Submitted By: Mayur, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-06 22:01:55
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Hamare aage unke dil ki kitaab hai
Unki har 1 ada badi lajawaab hai
Gum hai to bas itni si baat ka
Ki unke chahne wale hi behisaab hai
Submitted By: Mayur, Email: Your Email at 2009-09-06 22:00:42
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C- Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G- Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly..
Submitted By: Aditi, Email: no at 2009-09-06 18:25:35
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Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye
Submitted By: Ankur, Email: kingankur@gmail.com at 2009-09-06 18:08:19
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again